Was not a good combination. One is not supposed to spill cola onto the royal deck, which I did. I felt deeply ashamed, but nobody saw me, and after I cleaned it off, it only got a bit sticky. No biggie, as they clean the whole thing with a toothbrush every day anyway.
But other then this little accident, the yacht was fine. We did spend 3 hours on it, and saw it all, from top of the mast to the deep of the engines. Their engine is cleaner then my kitchen I must admit. Wished I could borrow some of the sailors to clean my house.

We entered the ship via the new Mall they built in Leith, the former main docks/harbor for Edinburgh. Big cruise ships still dock there nowadays, we saw a couple of them.

Lots of photographs of Betty of course, and lots of little tidbits to learn, one of them being that the marines on board the Britannia did not wear head gear, to avoid having to be saluted every two minutes. And they are the only sailors in the Navy to be called by their first name. They also know sign language as her Majesty can not be disturbed by yelled commands. Neat stuff all... I wonder who invents all those silly rules and regulations to be used in Navy and Army environments.
I wonder if I commit daily sins on base as I never salute anyone, first of all, I don’t know their rank, and after having called a colonel a corporal once, I keep my mouth shut.

The biggest surprise was that PHOTOGRAPHY IS ALLOWED and even encouraged. WOW... WOW... WOW.... The National Trust could take a look at this. It made my day.
I did not have to sneek, getting half pics because a hidden camera is not too good for photography.
I did commented on the green sign, and told them that it was more then appreciated!

From inside the new mall, we saw that a cruise ship had docked, and I was amazed at the sheer size. Six stories high, on a flat sea, the first cruise ship I saw that close in my life.
An unknown world to me, I am a kind of jeans gal, so cruise ships are off limit. You need to be able to dress up, way up...

We did have a nice day, and heavy cloud formations all around us, reflected in the water, they have built some new flats straight on the edge of the Firth. That is what i call a room with a view... But I digress, I was talking Britannia.

Not just a ship, no, Her Majesty’s Yacht. Her pleasure boat for protocol avoiding trips overseas. I could easily get used to a life on board, at least under the conditions this boat was kept afloat. 250 Men to cater and clean, definitely a pleasure...

A special clock, shiny silver, I think they have a crue for silver cleaning only. The whole boat is spick and span. I do hope they don’t get too much tourists like me on board, spilling fluids... It’s so NOT done on a royal deck...

I had a chat with one of the people working on the ship, and commented on his lovely pants. He told me they had been hand picked to match the decor, I thought he looked really flashy. A very friendly man, I loved talking to him.

We had tea in the new opened tea room, up on the top deck, with royal china, and boy, I bet Hyacint Bucket would have had a ball. I felt slightly underdressed for the occasion.
Even if most of the people there were in holiday clothing, I was not too far off. Mr Wonderful had a cream tea, the scone was to die for. I just had a drink, a special limonade, to black out the idea of my spilled cola.

We ventured up and down, through dining rooms set with royal china and glass ware, to be on the safe side, I did not even try to touch something.
In a way, I am glad not to be of Royal blood or belong to a royal environment, as I could never cope with the rigid rules, rules and more rules.
Stick me with the peasants please...

I loved the casual living room, with couches that looked expensive and comfortable. After all, our royal hinies need to be comfortable at all times.
Even at sea.
I thought it was pretty strange that Betty and Philip had separate chambres at night time, I guess the Royal penis and vagina (excusez le mot) are protocolled also.
Not only do they have separate bedrooms, they also have different working chambers, makes me wonder how much of a family life they really have... I think that being married to the Queen, King, President and other leading members is not much of a fun playing field. It comes with the territory I might add.
I can see that this ship was a pleasant stay compared to Buckingham.

From the decks, we can see the waters around the harbor of Leith, with some cormorands having nests on the piers.

A lot of visitors entering the ship now, pretty soon, Mr Wonderful and myself share the decks and stairways with other people, all wanting to see the sights. It is interesting to see how a royal family lives, or get a glimpse of it. It must be wonderful to just step aboard and sail to the other side of the world, having servants to bring you anything you might want. I could adapt, but then protocol would kill me.
One of the most beautiful things I saw on board was the photograph of Diana breaking protocol to great her two sons when they come on the ship. She was a mother first and princess second. Something I admire. Even I have no specific interest in Diana. I have tried to find the photograph on the internet, but to no avail. Probably strictly copyrighted, and I don’t want fuss with British Royals because I used a picture on my blog...

It never stops to amaze me how order and clean are two big words on ships. Not one single dust fairy to spot, nowhere, not even if you look for them carefully.
Which is a thing I would do, as I am always depressed about my household skills.

Ropes, cords, chains, it all looks as if used daily, or at least dusted daily. One of the crew tells me that the whole ship gets at least its monthly clean up, next to the daily dusting going on in a strict routine.

And even on a Royal Yacht, the chains are thick and heavy.

Below deck are the cabins for military crews, a bit crammed, but here too the smell of soap and shoe polish. The bunks made with rules laid out. Four beds in the same way, mirrors of the other apposite bunks. How do they do it?

The Britannia sailing to France on the Anniversary of D-Day sets goosebumps on my arms, seeing all the little boats flottering around the Britannia and what I think is the Queen Elizabeth, ocean cruiser. Very impressive.

Too soon we are at the end of our tour, a last look towards the top deck, only the little motor boat to look at, the Royal Barge.

In warm shiny wood, with silver fishes. I wonder if they are the same fish as we saw in London, on the lantarns along the Thames.
It is a nice place to visit. I would say if you are in Edinburgh, peep over to Leith, and visit the Britannia, it is worth a couple of hours.
Some rare photographs, and it is a strange feeling to think that we stand in spaces where very known people have stood before us.
It’s a good thing that they restored the boat, so it will stay docked in Leith for generations to come. Nice to get a glimpse of Royal life.
Back to my scrapbook now that I am making about our Edinburgh visit.
Don’t forget: when in Edingburg, hop on the bus to Leith and VISIT the Britannia... It’s a must!














































































